Yeah. No this Scottsman, he comes to the clubhouse and he says "Stuart! " "Yes, Mr. McGregor? " "Give everybody a round of drinks on me. " He says "what? " He says "Give everybody a round of drinks on me. " He says "begging your pardon, Mr. McGregor, you've been a member of this club for 15 years and you never bought a drink for anyone.  Suddenly a round of drinks for everyone? " He says "yes! " He says "well what's the occasion? " He says "well today I'm 83 years old and on Thursday I'm marrying a young girl, so give everybody a round of drinks. " He says "all right Mr. McGregor. " So he gives everybody drinks and about seven months later the old man comes in and says "Stuart!  Give everybody a round of drinks on me. " He says "ah, Mr. McGregor, and what's the occasion this time? " He says "my wife just presented me with a seven pound bouncing baby boy. Give everybody a round of drinks. " He says "Mr. McGregor, don't you realize it's just seven months since you said you were about to be married? " He says "yes. Two under par already and me with a wimpy shaft. "